Spring
time and fresh asparagus appear. Europe is a buzz with delight over the
appearance of this sensual vegetable. Known as an aphrodisiac both because of
its shape and because of its nutrient value, the fresh asparagus of spring is a
delicious experience.
I’ve
previously written about asparagus and its virtues as a sexual vegetable. It
falls into that reference first through the signature of Doctrines which states
that if something looks like something it must be good for that something.
Asparagus has a phallic look which accounts for its portrayal as something good
for erections which equates to good sex for both men and women.
Asparagus
is also a very nutritious food. It is high in aspartic acid, an amino acid that
neutralizes the excess ammonia which lingers in the body and makes us tired and
sexually disinterested. Scientists claim
experiments with potassium and magnesium salts of aspartic acid have helped
people to overcome exhaustion and sexual disinterest. Asparagus is also high in
vitamin E, which is needed to produce the sex hormones.
Emperors,
kings and even the Kama Sutra praise the asparagus as a sexual stimulant. Poems have been written and
movies have been made depicting the asparagus as a love food and phallic
symbol.
In
America we usually eat the green asparagus, while in Europe and most notably,
the Netherlands, Belgium, and France it is the white asparagus that is the
delight of the dinner table. In spring time all of northern Europe is a buzz
with the news that the asparagus is ripe and ready to eat. And for good reason!
I
had the good fortune of arriving in Amsterdam in the late spring just as the
asparagus was in full bloom and appearing on every menu in town. Steamed fresh
it was soft, sweet and left me craving for more.
We
moved onto Bruges where the white asparagus is cooked Flemish style in a light
sauce with a special blend of seasoning. This was it for me. I was hooked on
the delightful little stalks. I could not wait till the next night to have
another serving of asparagus.
Looking
around Bruges I noticed that the people seemed very loving and affectionate. I
thought to myself – I wonder if it’s the asparagus? And then I got a surprise.
I
opened the window of my hotel room which was located upon the banks of the
canal. Directly across the canal was
another boutique hotel with the old
rustic charm of ancient Bruges architecture. As I opened the window, directly
across the canal in the next hotel was a young man and a young woman engaged in
sex with the window open for the entire world to see! My first thought was that
the white asparagus in Bruges must be very potent. It must be true that a stalk
or two a day makes asparagus a sexy vegetable!
Doctor Lynn http://www.doctorlynn.com
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